08/29/2013

The Daily Chatter*

08/29/2013

Toni doesn't believe that I lost my license because I was out whoring because he doesn't think I'm up on their lingo, I told him that I'm a newbie.

Steve was super excited to hear that he gets a day off for Labor Day. He almost recited the Toni dance.

Riley gets to be our mascot again next week:)

Cody does a good job of dressing the part for warehouse guy, he's wearing his trucker hat today.

Roger thinks you can buy a home for $600 or at least the one he was in today.

Roger thinks he's a nice and polite guy, his wrap sheet doesn't agree... I'm thinking about having this enlarged and put onto a banner for Roger's birthday.

Of course there's a page two.....

·  Public Intoxication

·  Pyramid Schemes

·  Racketeering / RICO

·  Rape

·  Robbery

·  Securities Fraud

·  Sexual Assault

·  Shoplifting

·  Solicitation

·  Stalking

·  Statutory Rape

·  Tax Evasion / Fraud

·  Telemarketing Fraud

·  Vandalism

·  White Collar Crimes

·  Wire Fraud

I think the guys convinced Toni not to move illegally to North Korea after he heard about the psycho midget having a machine gun firing squad kill his ex-girlfriend and eleven others for violating their "porn laws" aka political beliefs.

Things are getting weird, Mary asked Roger to ask his butt a question.

Where the heck is Tim at? I need to smack him upside the head for something RFMS related.

Roger left before I found his mistake and now I want to smack him too. It's not a good sign when it's not Friday yet.

Roger says his two appointments today were with two women on totally opposite ends of the hotness scale.

*not to be construed as Gossip