08/12/2013

The Daily Chatter*

08/12/2013

Bill thinks Toni has issues because he took down the picture of Roxanne. Toni felt like she was starring right through the back of his head last week making sure that he was working.

Roger asked how Bill's wife and kids were doing. Has it been that long since we've seen Bill?

Toni mentioned today that there were some rumors going around the office. I wonder which one's he's referring to? There's this crazy one about Tim going on vacation for pretty much the rest of the month. Or there's the one about Bill spending way too much time in the hot tub while on vacation...TMI, no that one is actually true. Or there's the one about Roger singing at the Karaoke bar on Saturday night with Boy George while he was dressed as George Michael but that one's true too because I have pictures. I'm not sure what Toni was referring to.

Rick wants a line item on his jobs for A$$ Kissing. 

Tim is seriously related to everyone through his marriage. He just found out that the guy who took the 16 year old girl (with all of the Amber Alerts last week) was related to Donna as a half nephew.

Tim thinks Mary's going to fire him because he was the one who opened his big mouth and was spewing obscenities while he walked into the showroom when Mary and Bill were amidst a meeting today.

Jason decided that he's not living the dream because he doesn't have a wife and kids to do laundry for him. 

Toni thinks that Steve and Bill are probably having sex because the office door is closed.

*not to be construed as Gossip