08/14/2013

The Daily Chatter*

08/14/2013

Roger seems to think that I just lost my vehicle to Ryan. I informed Roger that I was still in charge.

Apparently our old Beaulieu rep moved to Europe instead of New York. The new rep said that he lives an hour away from the Austrian Alps.

Some customer of Toni's wants to rape him. How else can you explain why this guy wrote Rapedset three times instead of Rapidset.

Bill thinks Zucchini bread is Bikini bread. Speaking of which Rick's wife was nice enough to send some into work with Rick today and  Rick was nice enough to actually share it with us.

According to Roger between the both of us we have a brain and a half. I'm not sure what happened to the other half of his brain.

Roger tried sucking up to Mary today for some reason but then afterwards told me that his real boss is Dot.

Bill's a dork and Mary is a tattle tale as per Toni's conversation between them today.

This should make Toni's day, Mary found a JC Penney tea kettle that looks like Hilter. Since Toni likes telling everyone they're just like Hilter, he obviously needs to buy this.

Jessica was telling us about a guy that she used to work with that referred to himself as Gay Toni but Mary told us that we couldn't call her someday son in law that. After Toni wanted to tie a bow around a sample that he was going to give to a customer tonight, Mary started to change her mind about his name.

As if RFMS isn't hard enough to deal with, Rick likes to duplicate his orders just to give me more to do. He's blaming the temp already for his mistake though.

*not to be construed as Gossip