10/08/2013

The Daily Chatter*

10/8/13

I had a dream last night that Matt was irresistible to all of the women in the office...You'll know tomorrow when he starts strutting a new walk that this didn't go to his head.

Mary's afraid that Henry is going to get monster huge if Toni feeds her because she read about it happening in a Dr. Seuss book. 

Tim may have given up too soon on wanting to sell pallets for extra cash. Toni used a pallet the other night to make a similar wine rack as this.

"I know you are going to say no to this." Tim trying anyways

Bill wants me to bring a new fish in on Monday in case Henry dies over the weekend. 

Matt said he felt like an animal in the zoo because he went paddle boarding on Friday and heard the Argosy cruise tour guide mention them and how brave they were not to be wearing wet suits all of a while the tourists were taking pictures of them.

Mr. U'nnells seems to be "Full of Life" today or at least that's what his Shaw PO says.

Roger freaking tried killing me with his chair today and then he had the nerve to ask me to delete comments from The Chatter.

"Don't give Roger free reign." Bill

Don't say Slow Motion Booth to Bill he interprets it as Slow Motion Boobs.

According to The Onion "Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise is Reached."

Mary informed me today that October 13th is National No Bra Day.

Jessica told Toni that he sounds creepy on the phone.

Mary's not happy, her car is ready from the dealership but she wants to keep the loaner car that she has now.

*not to be construed as Gossip