10/15/2013

The Daily Chatter*

10/15/2013

Bill thinks he can pass as an Asian.

Tim just wants someone to offer to take his residential customer away from him.

I have a feeling that Mary's going to change professions and become a wedding planner.

Hopefully the big pile of papers that I left on Tim's desk will keep him happy for another week.

Bill was telling us yesterday that Roxanne was heart broken that Bill didn't buy her a glass bird from the Glass Museum over the weekend for $10,000. I went to the Home Store in Federal Way last night and saw a Murano glass bird and I should have bought him one, he could have ripped off the sticker and tried etching someone's signature into the bottom of it.

Rick confirmed it today, he comes here to just look at porn with the ladies in the back room.

Rick went hunting over the  weekend and he said that everyone texted and called him so he might as well have stayed home because the animals all made fun of him.

The wedding planning drama continues...now Stephanie's wedding planner thinks that she will never be able to please Mary. I'm pretty sure that's why Mary has fired her twice so far but she's like Steve and doesn't get the picture and doesn't know how to go away.

Mary told Bill that she's sending him gross pictures. Roger came in and wanted to see the gross pictures but then he became very uninterested after hearing it was Mary's sons foot.

Typhinee told everyone in the back today that they were all lucky that I even talked to them because of their screw ups in RFMS. Typhinee's about to lose it because I'm making her fix most of those now.

Jessica told Bill that Toni f*cked up her job in RFMS.

"I'm not doing anything without a pinky swear." Mr. U'nnells  I hope he does that with all of his clients.

I almost got Roger to spray women's perfume (from Mary's desk) all over himself today but then he decided that his wife would kick him out again. 

*not to be construed as Gossip