10/23/2013

The Daily Chatter*

10/23/2013

Roger mentioned that he and Dot started receiving Living Social emails even though they didn't sign up for it. Roger said he doesn't want to live his life social, he wants to live it the way he wants to live it.

Roger still thinks I have a DUI and is concerned about me driving myself today.

"My car is like an episode of "Frasier"" Mr. U'nnells

Tim decided he's taking time off next week to go fishing, I knew I should have never shown him his commissions.

Rick thinks he's going hunting again next week. Has it been that long that he has forgotten what happened to him last time?

Mary wants to fire Roger. 

My husband had to nerve to tell me that I had a heavier foot while driving than he does. If any of you have ridden with me you would know that I'm the slowest driver out there besides Roger.

Does Matt have another rash because he thinks he's Fireballz this week. That just sounds too much like Fireball and now I want to play Fireball while drinking Fireball.

"First you have to log into the porn website for it to work." Bill to Toni

"Cheersing" another gay word that Toni knows.

"Nikki's dating a dick but at least I don't have to sit next to him all day." Mary

"Siri is a f*cking b*tch." Roger   Apparently she doesn't do sexual favors and she's not cheap to begin with.

"Hey Bill, can I grab you for a second?" I wonder how much Toni offered Bill and if Bill accepted his proposition?

*not to be construed as Gossip