10/03/2013

The Daily Chatter*

10/03/2013

Happy 10th Anniversary to Steve and Jenny!

Toni thinks Bill started drinking, he received a weird text from him at 12:04 this morning about Transformers. 

Poor Tim just lost his brand new stapler due to downsizing. 

Marty got excited this morning because he thought that I was flipping him off.

Toni told me this morning that he's not smart.

"If it was (naughty) you might be able to accuse me of it." Mary 

Roger's been very disappointed lately. He said he's made a few trips to Enumclaw and hasn't seen anyone having sex with horses or horses having sex with other horses or horses having sex with anything.

According to Roger today is Dot's birthday and he said that she's old...but not as old as he is. Happy Birthday Dot!!!

Tim made my crap list today. The man couldn't even print a map quest for an installer and made me do it.

 I think the guys are getting scared that the women are taking over the office and that we're going to paint everything pink and turn everyday into a pajama party that they can't attend.

Steve can no longer be left alone in the warehouse. He just gives away stuff.

Tim tried stealing one of Mary's customers today.

*not to be construed as Gossip