03/27/2015

The Daily Chatter*

03/27/2015

Roger Sucks!!! He's going to New York City next week but he'll be jealous when I leave to go to Florida in 35 Days:)

Roger found the razor blade on Mary's desk this morning and wants to know where her/his coke is.

I set a reminder on the wrong calendar (about watching a season premiere on Sunday night) and Bill accused Roxanne of cheating on him with "Mr Selfridge". I think Roxane confessed to the whole thing.  Mr. Selfridge is a pompous sleeze ball so Bill has plenty to be worried about.

"I just screwed Matt and Steve." Tim   I'm afraid that it was at the same time...Things get crazy around here on Friday's.

"It's just like Matt and van doors." Bill about Roger and flat tires

It's becoming an epidemic around here, Toni almost crapped himself when he saw Mr. U'nnells working in the shop.

Crystal called today wanting to know when the BBQ was (past tense). I had to inform her that it was on the invite attachment that Bill sent (blame him). 

According to Typhinee and her phone call with the Toni's Playboy Bunny, "Crystal has been around and doesn't need this sh*t." (Whatever that's supposed to mean).

*not to be construed as Gossip