03/24/2015

The Daily Chatter*
03/24/2015

Bill said that he and Roxanne were just too cute yesterday and that the people just had to give them a marriage license.

"You say it behind their back like a good christian should." Mr. U'nnells

I think Tim wanted to hunt me or pet me because he thought I had a fox around my neck today.

Typhinee claims she was going to a student led conference today. That's the trouble with kids now days.

Tim thought he was going to have to use his nerf gun to protect the ladies in the office today, turns out it was only Jared's brother.

Mary thinks she's going to go 24 hours without complaining from (2pm today). She also made up the silly rule that stating facts is not complaining. She complained so her time started over at 2:04 pm and Bill says he's going home at 2:05 tomorrow.

"You're all sh*theads." Mary as she had to start over again at 2:19 pm

Bill's phone gave off a very loud monkey mating noise today, Roger would have run for cover if he was here.

Bill said he was almost in an accident today but instead he put on his Superman cape and rescued two women from their car.

*not to be construed as Gossip