01/26/2015

The Daily Chatter*

01/26/2015

The police found Cody's girlfriends car a couple days too early. They almost had their insurance check instead they got to drive home a needle filled, hooker stenched car that was used for mail theft and who knows what else.

Mary was so insistent that I was pregnant on Friday night but it turns out that we're having a grand baby instead.

Even though it's not Thanksgiving I am so very thankful for an office that isn't politically correct. One of our house guests is a little too touchy with all of that and I thought I was going to get yelled at yesterday for watching "Arrested Development."

Some days I wonder if Roger was the inspiration of the writers of "Arrested Development". Today he informed Bill that he doesn't respond to hola because this is the United States. 

We were graced with Crystal's presence today because her earring back was falling off and she needed a place to pull her car over. She also says that diamonds are really expensive...There was too much mind blowing knowledge in her conversation to comprehend.

"There's a sight I never thought I would see." Bill as Typhinee was running after Crystal and using her nice voice to call her name

Crystal told Tim that she loves him.

Ryan can never be in the same room as Randy again. Randy was telling Ryan that he smokes cigars while golfing and a whole bunch of other manly things that Ryan's not allowed to do.

Word of advice  "There's always money in the banana stand."

Ryan we need to turn our home into this before Sunday.

Bellevue sure has team spirit, we were their Saturday night and most of Bellevue was lit with green and blue lights. 

Crystal informed Typhinee that she is Jerad's work wife and that neither of them were getting laid today because he was in a pissy mood. Poor Typhinee we are going to have to pay her phone sex fees just to talk to Crystal.

*not to be construed as Gossip