01/19/2015

The Daily Chatter*

01/19/2015

Typhinee wants to know how Steve got a smokin' hot wife.

Steve's just lucky that his birthday falls in football season.  Otherwise he would get a My Little Pony cake just like some other men in our office. 

"Hanging out with the retired crowd was dangerous." Tim because he didn't want to leave Arizona

In two weeks Bill says he's going to be a really old person.

Toni asked if it was a holiday today and Bill told him it was Empire Way Day (that's how we know he's getting to be old).

MSN had a headline as to why Tiger Woods was missing a tooth. My mind went crazy with answers until I clicked on the link. My first thoughts were: OJ Simpson's out of prison, Tiger turned gay (crazy things happen when you turn gay, just ask Toni), Tiger's ex-wife must be in town or he really likes the Jason look. 

Bill says he can't go back to Amante's because a friend of a friend of a friend of Roxanne's works there and it's too uncomfortable for him (because the girl hugged him). He says this girl thinks she's getting invited to their wedding and Bill doesn't want to be the one to tell her that she's not. Bill claims that Roger's the only person on earth who would understand.

Toni wore a sleeping bag today. I think he's tired of getting raped at the office.

"There wasn't a lot of thought that went into that whole thing." Tim (Mary told him that's why he ended up with three kids.)

Roxanne is going to kick some a$$ today and I accused her of being a kiss a$$.

Bill thinks Roxanne only talks about him but he didn't want me to say otherwise because he thought it would hurt his feelings.

*not to be construed as Gossip