07/15/2014

The Daily Chatter*

07/15/2014

"Teri's both nice and smart, that puts her in a unique group around here." Roger

Steve is no longer allowed to come into the office and help himself to food, apparently he needs someone to do that for him. I walked into the kitchen and there was a large glob of chocolate on the cabinets and on the floor. It reminded me of the bathroom scene from "Dumb and Dumberer" (#2).

Toni thinks the spiders stay out of his apartment because it's so hot.

Roger had to make a dash to clean more Crack out of his van before Teri rode with him again today.

Tim wants to switch desks with Mary and have me do his work for him.

I swear that Bill has a secret door in his office, he just vanished again at the end of the day.

*not to be construed as Gossip