07/29/2013

The Daily Chatter*

07/29/13

Tim's grumpy and sore today. He claims he hiked down Crystal Mountain yesterday but I don't know if I should believe him.

Toni complained that Mary made him do something today out in the warehouse then pushed him down afterwards.

Riley doesn't like to be approached by very high skateboarders at 7:30 in the morning while she's on her way to Starbucks, it freaked her out.  It was so bad that Ryan and I thought this teenager was retarded at first.

Tim wants to retire and just give Mary all of his clients since they like her more than him anyways. It's probably because we won't give him money for the boat that he wants.

I read a story where this guy left a note under the toilet seat for this girls boyfriend because she was a skank. I have to say, nothing good ever shows up underneath a toilet seat.

Roger is MIA today. He must be hanging with his new homies at the UPS store.

Mary won Bill's contest as to who knew the lyrics to "The Wheels on the Bus" song today. She should get a plaque on her wall for that one.

*not to be construed as Gossip