07/18/2013

The Daily Chatter*

07/18/2013

Rick had to bring his dogs to work with him today because one of them wanted to eat the roofer he had at his house. 

Tim's only request for Rick's dogs this morning was for them to not eat his balls.

Tim wants to come back in another life as one of his dogs. Apparently being able to lick your own dick sounds pretty dang good to him.

I was following a guy in a car the other night who looked like he had Matt's hair but when I got closer I realized he was a bum who had Matt's hair, a huge beard and weird reflexes (he probably fell off his skateboard one too many times).

Roger told us that his wife yelled at him, I'm sure he deserved it.

Roger's having a bad day; Mary wanted to be his neighbor at first but then she changed her mind and nominated me instead. 

Jessica thinks it's odd that the guys in our office know all about "The Bachelorette".

One thing that I learned from "Mad Men" last night is that a riding lawnmower should never be used in an office area.

Roger saved the day, he killed a spider for us.

Tim's ticked at Toni, he just up and walked out during their conversation without saying a word.Toni's such a nothing burger (I think that's what Roger said).

Jenny, when the heck are you going to have that baby? Quit holding out on us, we want to know what it is....

*not to be construed as Gossip