07/16/2013

The Daily Chatter*

07/16/2013

I'm pretty sure that Roger isn't ever coming back to work. We gave him keys to a van and Bill's credit card. I think he's set for life now.

Roger is trying to be a prude now. He knows he has to change because there's a lady in his man cave now.

Jessica claims she has more annoying ring tones than Tim. Does she talk on the phone and Skype while in the bathroom?

I can't believe it, Roger actually came into work.

Roger's van is now referred to as his sweet ride. He won't respond to anything else, Dot found that out the hard way.

Toni's miffed he got a speeding ticket today, that's what happens when you have a flashy purple car.

Roger was very hurt that I didn't mention yesterday that he also noticed my mosquito bites. He did notice them after I pointed them out to him, not to say that he wouldn't have noticed them so he does get half credit.

Steve says that because his brothers gay, he's in the club.

Roger was telling Steve the classic story about the difference between Prego and Pergo today.

Mary thought for sure she wasn't going to meet Jessica today.

Nikki made it into a picture on Eonline and luckily it wasn't about Toni's colorful fashion statements.
http://www.eonline.com/news/439170/trendsetters-at-work-nordstrom-seattle-hq

Matt wants to be Tony Hawk this week but I'm pretty sure Mary banned him from his skateboard.

Roger told us he had a pretty wild night last night. Is Dot out of town?

I'm fairly certain that Toni's going to propose tonight, they are going bathroom floor mat shopping at Target. How much more romantic of a place can you be at?

*not to be construed as Gossip