The Daily Chatter*
05/17/2013
According to Tim one is way too many kids.
Toni didn't know whether to tell the crazy red Jaguar woman driver who was applying makeup the whole way to work all awhile speeding off in the car pool lane and swerving in and out of traffic and who happens to work on the other side of the building that she was the greatest driver or that she was the craziest driver ever.
I had a dream last night that Matt was working as a perve at some sort of a photo booth in the mall.
"I love Kim Kardashian." Roger Yah, we all know that, he has this picture on his computer desktop.
Mary claims that Riley was a beast at her first appointment but as soon as she dropped her off at the office she was an angel like usual. She just needs to bring her to the office more.
"Tim messed the whole thing up." Bill
Tony was a little frightened as to how well Bill could explain to him over the phone how to hot wire a car.
Mary just wants to take everyone down with her on her bad days.
Tim thinks we should have a smoke pot at work day because MSN said today that pot smokers have thinner waist lines but Tim so do crack users.
Apparently Roxanne thinks the whole world revolves around her because she thought that I was accusing her in the chatter of saying that Mary's house looks like a museum but it wasn't her that had that mix up.
*not to be construed as Gossip
.....or was it?
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