04/25/2013

The Daily Chatter*

04/25/2013

This is going to blow your mind; Bill came back from his vacation with Rocks!

Tim wanted to stick a pole up Riley’s butt and use her as a mop. Don't worry Mary I didn't let him near the dog after that comment.

I’m starting to think that maybe we need to get Joe and Garret a desk because they’ve been hanging out allot around here.

Toni was quite the man last night even though he didn’t want me to mention it in the chatter. He caught a car burglar last night, ran him into an alley made the guy drop the purses and then got the guy arrested. All of this while he was out for his evening jog.

Riley barked at Roger and she growled at the mail woman, what does she know?

“I’ll think of a way to screw it up.” Roger

Roger wants to take Riley home as a present for his wife.

Bill wants to find somebody else to do the Chatter. He thinks I’m irresponsible for not getting it out on Friday the day of the BBQ and for last nights being tremendously late.

We heard a pretty funny story at lunch about Tim in his younger days. He got a job at Royal Fork Buffet and had been working there a month and was then offered a higher paying position by the Union to picket the restaurant and he did that for over a year. So that is where his picketing career started. 

"Do you think you're having a stroke from your tumor?" Bill to Toni 

Bill showed me his pictures from his vacation today and I'm a little concerned at what I saw. 

This first picture I'm assuming that Bill was trying to get on top of Roxanne in some meadow while trying to bend her like a barbie doll and her dad decided to take a picture, that's really kind of kinky. Then the next picture I'm pretty sure Roxanne's carrying a hammer to beat the crap out of Bill for laughing at her with her one wet shoe after the creek incident.Then in the third Roxanne picked up a frog without gloves. Bill just got through telling Toni not to pick up frogs without gloves because  you can get warts. 

*not to be construed as Gossip