04/17/2013

The Daily Chatter*

04/17/2013

I swear Bill’s driving like how he describes Roxanne driving, he pulled into work at 80 mph and completely went past his parking space by 45 car spaces. 

Our Mr. Savvy Technical guy apparently can’t operate a blackberry phone according to Roxanne.

Rick wanted to know if he could slap the employees today. I think it's legal as long as it's not in front of one of the camera's.

Tim wanted it to be known that he is larger and could squash Bill like a fly, if he doesn’t get his way.

I asked for a big strong man today and Toni screamed like a girl for Tim.

“It’s a scanner, not a magic wand.” Bill to Tim

Roger came in and knocked over Mary’s phone twice today so that will be on the RFMS recording along with Tim’s quacking phone.

I’m supposed to tell Roxanne that this is a bikini BBQ party but there are some guys I really don’t need to see in a bikini at our BBQ.

We saw a shady money exchange going on in our parking lot today with Tim and some young punk. Roger thinks he’s the Boston Bomber because of the bag he was carrying but Tim just claims they were duck decoys. Roger does seem to go overboard a little too fast. In Tim’s defense it looked more like duck decoys just in case the FBI decides to investigate this. 

Tim will call anyone "The Man" as long as he gets something out of the deal. 

According to Bill, if it doesn't rhyme with lyrics from a Pink Floyd  song, Roger can't remember it. 

Bill asked Roger to look over some of his jobs when he's gone on vacation but Roger took that as he can come here, sit on his butt and yell at people.  

*not to be construed as Gossip