04/04/2013

The Daily Chatter*

04/04/2013

Joe told Toni that he is now thought of as a dumb a$$ by some superintendent just because the guy thinks he’s Bill’s assistant.

Mary seems to be the new Bill. She almost gave Tim a heart attack this morning because she was here so early. 

There was some creepy man with a mustache is my dream last night but it wasn’t Matt.

Tim doesn’t like that Mary’s getting here early, he thinks she keeps pulling rank over him and he’s never had to deal with it quite so early before.

Toni turned down Bill for tonight. I was so proud of him after his heartbreaking day yesterday.

Toni sneezed and threw his shoulder out or so he told us, poor little guy.

Bill thinks Toni’s really hard on women.

Bill says Tim was right “You quit doing stuff and you die” because I mentioned that Roger Ebert announced yesterday that he was quitting and he died today.

What the heck happened to Joey Lawrence, he’s almost as skinny as Joe and his hair is weird. 

 “You can talk all you want to about how much I talk but it’s nothing compared to Roger.” Madam Vice President

Bill had some porn on his computer that he wanted Mary to see today.

Mary left suddenly today to go and pick up a loser... I didn’t know that Charlie Sheen was in town.  

Toni asked Bill and me to be his kid’s godparents today. We gladly accepted in return that he would leave all of his life insurance money to us, we of course will require that he's heavily insured. I forgot to ask him how many were on the way.

“Were you making a joke?” Bill to Toni

Bill said I made a mistake in offering to let Ryan drive my car to Eugene.

Toni’s bothered by how somebody defiled his cardboard Tim. He feels that his penis is starring straight at him. 

Toni asked Bill if he was getting a new car and Bill told him no. Then Toni mentioned that April had a new car but look what happened. Bill was concerned the same thing would happen to him. 

 

 Bill's losing it, he thought that McGrath's in Federal Way was a newer restaurant, luckily Roxanne set him straight on that last night.

*not to be construed as Gossip