04/09/2013

The Daily Chatter*

04/09/2013

 I was told today that Steve and his partner just walked into a hotel. Does Jenny know?

“Roxanne thinks that you’re the sh*t.” Bill to Tim     Tim’s response “I am.”

Mary told Toni that Randy is sick of Toni’s face.

Joe can get awfully forceful when it comes to food. I’m beginning to think that his wife doesn’t feed him and that’s why he’s so skinny.

Roger and Vance both flaked out on us today during our PK meeting. I wonder what they were doing together?

The Onion had a headline today "Kim Jong-Un Wonders If Nuclear Threats Distracting Him From Real Goal of Starving Citizenry." 

Roxanne changed her relationship status on FB and now Bill’s ipad has wedding advertisements everywhere he visits. 

Roxanne wants someone to come up with a name like Bennifer for her and Bill. I’ve come up with Billanne, Bilxanne, U’nnanne, Roxill, Brilloxy, Biloxy and Roxunnells. Maybe if I can try their Hawaiian names, Pila (Bill) and Lokane (Roxanne) ok that’s not going to work either. I think I can remember Biloxy as in Biloxi Blues or Biloxi Mississippi.

It sounds like Bill had his way with Roxanne last night; he took her to the dentist.

Toni would prefer to do Bruce Willis and The Rock at the same time. He’s feeling a little kinky today. Probably because he got Vance's and Roger's sandwich from the PK Meeting.

Poor curious Toni asked Bill for dinner advice and Bill told him to make Chilean Sea Bass with a side of strawberry Pop Tart. 

Apparently Bill must of had another "emergency" because he had to leave early again. 

*not to be construed as Gossip