The Daily Chatter*
04/05/2013
“Unbook Joe, he’s my guy.” Tim
The guys decided they could convince
Matt pretty easily to do something by just offering to give him food.
“Oh God.” Toni to Tim Bill told him he could just call him Tim.
“I didn’t come in early to work; I came
in to beat Mary.” Bill
Bill doesn’t want me defending people
unless it’s him.
Tim just now realized that I’m short.
“What am I chop liver?” Toni
Bill told Toni he was the ninja guy because he
always sneaks up on people.
For those of you who like “Friends”
Trivia I found this link that Bill sent interesting.
I was glad to hear that Ryan was coming
back early because I miss my car. Sorry honey, I miss you too.
The trainer from RFMS definitely won’t
be my BFF. Today he mentioned that I should get a Voip headset and he told me to ask my kids or grand kids if they had one lying around. How freaking old do I sound?
“My father raised me right; my mother
was a whole nother story.” Roger
“You don’t need to bring that up with
your therapist.” Roger What illegal thing did he do
now?
The ants invaded our doughnuts on the
counter last night. That brings back tragic memories of when my crazy Aunt and I went to
Vegas and she brought back Krispy Kreme’s for a friend of hers when they were
the craze and only had one location around here. She of course had the
doughnuts in her carry-on bag and little by little the ants started coming out
of the overhead compartment when we were in flight. They were marching towards the front of the plane
in a line along the overhead bins all of a while half of them were falling on us and other people and my aunt was
freaked out that if we said anything that they would land and kick us off the plane for
bringing ants on board with us.
I saw this on Facebook and thought this
was kind of funny since Toni thinks he can kick this little guys a$$.
“Bill is so weird.” Mary
“He doesn’t care, he wants me out of
here.” Roger
"The least they could do is leave us a
shoe on a stick." Bill referring to killing the bugs around here.
“The next time you see me I’ll be
wearing fish net stockings.” Roger
Good, I’ll wear mine too.
"I don't like him anymore, take him off the BBQ." Bill about Toni leaving early today.
Just as soon as Toni left today we changed all of the plans for the BBQ, reassigned his desk to Damon and Mary stole all of his food.
*not to be construed as Gossip
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