03/19/2013

The Daily Chatter*

3/19/2013

Rick wants me to be a little pickier about the customers that I refer to him. Apparently he doesn’t want me to give him disgusting men who think that he’s just one of the guys.

Tim thinks I made him sick, I told him to blame Rick. Bill thinks I licked Tim’s keyboard to make him a whiny sick baby.

Roxanne thinks I’ve been kissing everyone in the office she apparently thinks I’m a skank. 

 

Bill claims he has to get ready for summer or at least somebody told him that. He thinks that just means that it’s going to cost him more money for whatever he needs to do. I don't think Bill actually knows what summer is, his skin has never seen sunshine before.

Mary and her son were watching porn last night, she said it was great bonding time. 

Mary woke up after having anesthesia on Friday and made a joke about her husband being an a$$hole and then she laughed and now she has no recollection about it. I'm sure it wasn't about her husband I'm assuming it was about Bill because that's how I wake up every morning.

Toni thought I ordered a giant wheel today. I told him I did but I wonder what it goes to?

Ryan told me the other day that he can't trust anything in the Chatter. I guess he'll be surprised when I tell tonight that I'm running off  to be with Matt.

*not to be construed as Gossip