The Daily Chatter*
03/11/2013
Bill told me that he fell in love over
the weekend and that it wasn’t with a car or a robot this time, then what the heck was it?
“Good thing I’m so strong.” Toni
I find it strange that Roger’s wandering
off to Europe tomorrow, the same day that they’re supposed to be picking the
new Pope.
Ryan and I watched another good British
series over the weekend called “Upstairs Downstairs” and Roger won’t be able to
watch it because there’s an adorable monkey in it.
I was watching some episodes of “3rd
Rock from the Sun” and most of the titles from the shows make it sound quite pornish:
Angry Dick, Frozen Dick, I Enjoy Being a Dick, Dick Like Me, Assault with a
Deadly Dick and See Dick Run.
Steve feels like Jason.
Steve was using lots of innuendos this
morning for laying wood. I hope he doesn’t use those same words with our
customers especially when they’re Bill’s customers and think that their wood
needs to climax.
Roger thought it would be weird for Matt
to date MG but he cleared up that rumor pretty quickly this morning.
Bill thinks I could sing Smelly Cat today
like Phoebe did in her sexy voice.
Toni brought in Pistachio’s today just
so that he could have more friends and people hanging out around his desk for
his nuts.
“Kind of makes us all serial killers.”
Roger
Roger thinks Patton was killed by O.J.
Toni didn’t know what the "Gong Show" was.
Toni tried arguing today with Bill that Bill
wasn’t old enough to be his father.
I had a dream that Rick put something in
my Coconut Rum at work, how dare he mess with my work rum.
Bill wants to know what Rick and I were
doing last week that got me sick….Wouldn’t he like to know.
Toni was pretending not to know who the
heck one of his lovers was when he walked
in today.
Bill told me to watch “Duck Dynasty” to
give it a chance but I told him I’m only watching British shows right now.
This Google Glass thing is almost as
cool as Roger’s Google Brain TM device but it’s visibly dorky and a little creepy.
Mary told Bill that he’s getting ahead
of himself.
“My wife could f*ck up a wet tree.” Tim
“You stop doing sh*t and then you’re
dead.” Tim
Toni's the one who keeps attracting all of the dang ants around here.
*not to be construed as Gossip
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