04/17/2015

The Daily Chatter*

04/17/2015

For some reason Nikki must have said yes to Toni because they are engaged.

Bill has already threatened to give Toni marital advice in 28 days.

Somebody needs to can Darcy, Toni doesn't like her and I don't like her and she's a ridiculous project manager who is apparently too busy to read emails or listen to her voicemails as she told me on the phone today. 

Speaking of canning people, Randy canned Cody but then Mary rehired him..Cody did break a bunch of Heinken at the end of the evening so he's probably on probation or working as an intern again.

Everyone missed Dot and Crystal equally today. Jay with Emser and Chris with Shaw made our BBQ sh*t list though. 

The one year we offer a reward for someone to shave Matt's face, he decides not to get drunk. I guess I should be proud of him but I really wanted to shave his face.

Roger warned Ryan that only 99% of what I write about him is factual.

FYI, if you want to tell someone they "look different" don't follow that with "are you pregnant?" like someone did to me today.

Bill and Cody have been keeping stories from me and I don't appreciate it. Apparently when Bill and Roxanne visited the LeMay Car Museum they were in the middle of some sort of game where they were competing and Chris came up behind Roxanne and started with his dirty old man talk in her ear and Roxanne not knowing who this pervert was she was about to try her jujitsu moves on this guy and Bill for not protecting her. Apparently that's about the same time that Bill started laughing so Roxanne only attacked Bill which explains why he's been in pain this week.

Bill's idol made a special appearance at our BBQ and luckily we remembered to hang our awesome decorations for him before he got there.

*not to be construed as Gossip