04/16/2015

The Daily Chatter*

04/16/2015

There will be a prize at our BBQ to anyone who can get Matt drunk enough and shave his face.

Tim called Toni's shoes gay this morning. Then Roger pointed out that they are Cougar colors which Tim should love. Then Roger also mentioned that all of this was coming from the man who dressed up in a onesie bunny suit.

Then new bathroom soap is "too femmie" for Roger.

I found out Tim didn't invite his family to the BBQ this year because he's not going to be here much. Typhinee pointed out that maybe we'll like his family more than him so he needs to invite them. That's the least he can do since he has most of our installers tied up on jobs.

Roger was talking about Jelly Beans and Sex today. I hope he shares that story at the BBQ tomorrow.

Mary said that Toni has his mom in his phone as birth giver.

Roger for some reason told me that I couldn't talk about how hot he thinks Eric Church, the country singer is.

Roger seems to endorse Depends.

Bill has no faith in any of us, he thought we we're going to sit on the warehouse floor for the BBQ tomorrow.

Roxanne was trying to get the party started in Bill's office one day early. Bill scolded her for opening beer in their and then of course made out with her.

Bing seems to be hitting all of Roger's phobias lately. I wonder what they'll have on their webpage tomorrow?

Mary's so freaking excited, she's going to explode.

*not to be construed as Gossip