01/28//2019

The Daily Chatter*

01/28/2019

I couldn't believe that Mary made me give her dog back yesterday.

Roger mentioned that there are a million other Roger's in the clown porn industry so he would like to go by Roger Anne from now on, Anne is his wife's middle name.

Tim's such a whiner, he told Mary that I stole his mug and thankfully Mary just told him that I always get what I want (except for her dog) so just sign the not to retire form. She even threatened him that I would take the rest of his stuff.

FYI, straight men shouldn't wear flowered jackets and sparkly pants. It's very confusing when you sit behind them and hear a man talking and wonder where the heck that voice is coming from.

The last time that Typhinee saw Kellen she mentioned that he kept asking her where Will was (instead of Bud). We're assuming it's because Kellen liked starting his conversations with Bud with a "Will you..." (which is actually fairly polite compared to how Steve asks Toni for things).  This is starting to make sense now in my mind that Kellen had a thing for Sarah, Toni and Bud. It's just too bad that Kellen didn't get his chance to dress Bud up like he did Toni (as George Clooney).

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