01/09/2019

The Daily Chatter*

01/09/2019

Michael pretended to be stuck in the middle of some rolls of carpet today and Tim being the nice guy that he is ran over to help him. Bill said he would have just put more carpet on top of Michael.

Now Typhinee is cornering men and asking them if sitting or standing while going number one is easier for them. She claims that it was quite a heated debate for her and Heather today but we all know she just likes asking men these personal questions. I think it's become a checklist item for her to know since she is such a busybody.

Toni was complaining that his office smelled worse than a Minnesota whorehouse. Bill and I were talking that Toni would know what that smelled like considering Toni's shorty shorts made the trip with Matt and Steve to Minnesota when they did some flooring training....

Here's a blast from the past.

Sarah's neighbors think that she's getting nooners from some random UPS driver  (her husband now comes home for lunch since he has a different route).

The Kellen Board of the Day

*not to be construed as Gossip