01/03/2019

The Daily Chatter*

01/03/2019

Michael and Tim tried telling me that they went to see strippers instead of having lunch. First of all I know that has to be a lie because Tim won't give up a meal, second Tim's too cheap to spend cash on babes unless he's bribing these chicks to work for him and to make him cash.

Ashley is apparently going to come in tomorrow looking like Heather. She's going to Heather's stylist tonight.

I swear my Lyft driver today told me that I was his first ride.....It's not a reassuring statement and if he was joking then it wasn't funny because I didn't understand satire with his accent.

*not to be construed as Gossip