06/30/2015

The Daily Chatter*

06/30/2015

"I have to think about how to spell Toni's name now." Mary

Roger figured out this morning that I've been sending his parole officer "The Daily Chatter".

Tim, you owe me, I had to talk to Crystal about one of your jobsites today multiple times.

Loopy Larry was out back smoking a cigarette out of a wrench according to Toni and Cody.

Roger obviously doesn't pay attention while reading "The Chatter" unless it's about himself because he didn't know who Creepy Marty or what his Scionari was.

Apparently David Cassidy isn't having a good year, he filed for bankruptcy, had another DUI this year and he has been court ordered to sell off his Fort Lauderdale Mansion. 

Toni dissed Bubble Tea today and mentioned it was like sucking on Salmon Roe.

Roger nailed it, we were talking about Tennessee Williams movies today and I mentioned that he was a troubled man and Roger decided that he was gay. According to Wikipedia he was gay alcoholic druggie with a schizophrenic sister and his father was an alcoholic traveling shoe salesman.

*not to be construed as Gossip