06/25/2015

The Daily Chatter*

06/25/2015

Toni is arguing with Bill to work the 3rd of July. I don't think I've ever seen anyone who has wanted to work a holiday besides a company owner.

Mary's armpit scar itched so she went home early.

Roger approves of the Sweet Tangerine soap in the bathroom this week. I'm pretty sure he eats the one he likes too (which explains quite a bit).

Bill left early today too, he thought he was going to kick an orthodontists a$$.

Roger wants to know who and why someone was standing on the toilet. He mentioned he cleaned off tennis shoe marks. It's not CSF yet people so don't be doing kinky things in the bathroom.

Toni offered Roger $50 to go to his meeting tonight. I warned Toni as to how many people Roger could tick off during a one hour meeting and how many lawsuits the company could end up with.

*not to be construed as Gossip