06/04/2015

The Daily Chatter*

06/04/2015

"You sounded like you were talking to a wife." Tim to Bill   How many wives does Tim know Bill has?

Bill admitted to having a dirty mind but he was incorrect Sarah (radio host) does have a fake pet beaver.

Bill thought he pulled a Mary today and Mary informed him that he pulled a Roger. Bill came back and said Roger would have complained about the Jews while doing this task though.

Poor Toni, he has a date with Darcy at her office on Monday. He knows all she wants to do is rip his clothes off and then whisper sweet nothings about him lowering the job price in his ear.

Bill would like us to feel sorry for him because he fell in Niagra trying to get out of the hot tub while grabbing his wife's a$$ and now his knees hurt.

On Monday, Toni's bum day, some mentally challenged kid yelled out his car window at Toni and called him a douchebag.

 "You ought to buy my house, turn it into a wedding venue and have Randy officiate." Tim trying to sell off his house.

Toni says he services some guy in Bellevue all by himself now and doesn't need Tim's help.....

Toni mentioned that creepy Marty sure likes to hang out and model next to his new car now, trying to seduce anyone who walks by. 

*not to be construed as Gossip