06/09/2015

The Daily Chatter*

06/09/2015

"I'm almost out of my tiny balls." Bill    I think Bill meant to say his tiny balls are almost gone. I'm pretty sure that's why he was rushing to get married.

"Married life is awesome, I'm a month into this and I don't know why people say it's so hard."  Bill   He's already misquoting facts, first of all he hasn't made it a month and second all he did yesterday was tell us what an issue Toni's lactose thing has become in his marriage and he wasn't happy about it and I think he was asking Roger where he goes for his group therapy sessions that apparently Ryan goes to with him.

The guy from Jimmy John's now addresses Bill as "Roxanne". Roxanne apparently has more balls than Bill does and the Jimmy John's guy somehow knows this.

Cody's dad thinks I have a dirty mouth. Have you heard the people that I work with and Roxanne (she's a whole nother case).

Just in case Steven Segall wants to become a woman like Jenner, he's going to need a lot of work done.

It was another crazy Roger customer day. It was already established with the customer that the person coming to do the estimate couldn't wear cologne or perfume, Roger was fine in that department today but when he got to the door of this house the lady said she smelled fabric softener (which was detergent) and wouldn't let him in and they said something about meet us at the back door of the house. So they basically wanted Roger to peek in through their sliding door like a dog would and give them an estimate. They told him that they got their allergy conditions from flying too many commercial flights, that was the wife and the husband got his from the ozone exposure from his computer. The other strange thing is that if the kids bring home anyone or anything with scent then they fine their kids $25.00.

Tim stole Toni's glasses today and then wanted to know why they worked funny at a job walk thru.

According to Toni, Nikki's sunburn looks like she spilled spaghetti on her leg. Now he has me intrigued. 

*not to be construed as Gossip