12/11/2014

The Daily Chatter*

12/11/2014

Bill went out and bought himself a Lexus for Christmas. The mechanic told him yesterday that he never wanted to see his BMW again. 

Toni wants to burn down his jobsite. Apparently he wants to do the whole job over again.

Roxanne says she lives in a Bill and Roxanne box. Is that a private club because I tried looking it up online and it came back with nothing.

Bill told his mom that he and Roxanne were going to come by the house tomorrow night for something and his mom told him no that he couldn't because they were going to have a family dinner.

Typhinee had a customer who thought they were being funny today (I'm assuming) on the phone but it came off as threatening.

Toni made Cody feel like a second class citizen. He asked him to turn on the coffee pot because he was coming back to the office.

"I wonder if I should just hit it with a f*cking floor sander." Tim


 Tim says I can send all of the sales people to him for training. I think I'm going to take him up on that offer and Bill goes first. Tim will at least start with making a job folder.

I found it odd how Roger showed up to the PK meeting today right as it got over today. 

Roger got an installer for a last minute job but he had to promise the installer that Toni would do a sexual favor for him.

Toni filed a formal complaint to Mary about what Roger offered Toni's mouth to do. Mary asked if she needed to send Roger through a sexual harassment class but we decided that would probably just make things worse.

 Roxanne found something that Steve and Matt's beard might actually be good for.

*not to be construed as Gossip