09/25/2014

The Daily Chatter*

09/25/2014

Happy early Birthday Roger!

Speaking of Roger, his wife is a wild child or at least she was in my dreams. She had her chest and torso painted so that she could go around topless.  It was painted a very pretty red and purple color.

Tim took some heat this morning. He's never seen any of the "Toy Story" movies, enough said...

Tim said he saw the birthday elves in person this morning.  I wonder what they look like?

Bill said that Roxanne starts every conversation to him with "Are you even listening to me?" That's normal Roxanne, Bill doesn't listen to anyone so eventually you just learn to ignore him and he goes away.

"Toni you need to update your knowledge." Bill

I'm a little jealous, Bill got an awesome Snapchat of Toni singing in his car to one of his favorite boy bands this morning.

Roger's pretty sure that Cody wrote that he is a great gay guy on his birthday card (dry erase board) and Roger finally decided to take it as a compliment.

Marty wants to tie Toni up with duct tape. Sounds like a kinky weekend is in store for them.

Mary made fun of Bill today and all of his Roxanne stories. Then she proceeded to tell him that his text alert on his phone was way beyond annoying and that he needed to change it before she threw his iphone6Plus Faglet under our UPS ladies truck and then would proceed to pick up the jagged little pieces and shove it somewhere that I can't mention. Needless to say Mary had a headache.

Matt argued with Mary that he wouldn't look good with a mustache. I beg to differ, remember the day when Matt was a handsome guy .#TheGoodOldDays

*not to be construed as Gossip