The Daily Chatter*
09/05/2014
I thought Matt was going to have a cool bar story about some woman slapping him with jumbo claws and leaving him marked but no it had to be a stupid skateboarding story where he decided to ride over some rail road tracks and land face first.
"If the cops call, none of this actually happened." Roger
I have had to call Comcast every day this week, that is how freaking awesome this new phone system is. Thanks Bill! I love that they changed my voicemail code and my user id without me knowing it.
Bill told us about the horrible thing he told Roxanne.... The story starts off with a nice family gathering of Bill's family and his aunt showed up with this horrible huge gaudy ring. Bill immediately starts to make fun of the ring and then finds out that it was his great grandmothers ring and that the aunt wore it so that she could give it to Roxanne. Later on Bill tells Roxanne a white lie and tells her that the aunt wants her to wear it in the wedding. If that isn't reason enough to break up with Bill then I don't know what is.
Of course we found out today that Roxanne asks Bill to leave all of the time and he just ignores her, so man-typical.
Typhinee still isn't making friends with Crystal.
Roger thinks he has a date with our Tuftex rep over the weekend, since the guy left a note on his desk with a smiley face.
Toni didn't know who Ross Perot was....Bill said that Toni was making him feel old.
Toni's just in luck, Ross Perot made the headlines today because he just donated millions of dollars to a medal of honor museum.
Bill told us about the horrible thing he told Roxanne.... The story starts off with a nice family gathering of Bill's family and his aunt showed up with this horrible huge gaudy ring. Bill immediately starts to make fun of the ring and then finds out that it was his great grandmothers ring and that the aunt wore it so that she could give it to Roxanne. Later on Bill tells Roxanne a white lie and tells her that the aunt wants her to wear it in the wedding. If that isn't reason enough to break up with Bill then I don't know what is.
Of course we found out today that Roxanne asks Bill to leave all of the time and he just ignores her, so man-typical.
Typhinee still isn't making friends with Crystal.
Roger thinks he has a date with our Tuftex rep over the weekend, since the guy left a note on his desk with a smiley face.
Toni didn't know who Ross Perot was....Bill said that Toni was making him feel old.
Toni's just in luck, Ross Perot made the headlines today because he just donated millions of dollars to a medal of honor museum.
*not to be construed as Gossip
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