09/26/2013

The Daily Chatter*

09/26/2013

According to Toni he didn't get free dick at Ikea last night, probably because he was with Nikki.

Toni's naked in the shower story made Bill's day for some reason.

Toni wants some meatballs and Mary wants schweaty balls.

 Roger told Bill that he needs to go to rehab for his texting addiction. 

Mary told Roger that he's a rebel and Roger thinks he's a maverick.

The Michael J Fox show premieres tonight at 9pm on NBC which looks like it could be good.

Sorry Roger, Mary's not going to be able to attend your Birthday Party this weekend because she has a wedding to plan.

Bill got a big head because Toni told him that his haircut looked like a $15.00 cut when he claims he only spent  $9 for it and Mary thinks that $9 was way too much for it.

 Don't bug Tim next week because apparently he has "more sh*t going on than Carter has pills."

"Where's Joe when I need him?" Tim

Tim thinks that tile in our warehouse "quivers with anticipation." I'm not sure what Tim's smoking but if I saw tile quivering in our warehouse I would have to join Bill in rehab.

Toni's abandoning us tomorrow and moving to his new home.

Tim must think that Mary and I are the office whores because he asked us if we wanted to go to some meeting with him tonight and he said he was looking for a date...and that he wasn't picky.

*not to be construed as Gossip