09/10/2013

The Daily Chatter*

09/10/2013

Happy 30th Anniversary to Mary and Randy! Mary's going to be upset that this shirt isn't the other way around because she mentioned that Randy was d*mn lucky that he had her. 

Matt is already looking forward to getting kicked out of Roger's birthday party. I hope Roger told Matt that he has already given away his drink tickets to me.

Roger now thinks Toni is a "d*mn kid" because Toni stole his chair after being gone only one day.

I mentioned Bucca Di Beppo's yesterday to Toni and all Toni could talk about were the penises on the wall.

"I'm not trying to be a dick." Toni     Toni seems to sure likes male anatomy....

Bill thought that John J. from behind looked like a mafia hit man.

Tim called Bill a sleaze ball today to his face. 

Rick says that Tim hasn't grown up.

Toni keeps thinking that Bill keeps calling his name. I think the boys hearing is going.

There was a Super Floors truck "lost" in our parking lot this morning.

Mary thinks she's boring because she's never had the cops called on her.

Jessica thinks that she might have to kill her husband because he's been a big baby over their diet.

Mary told some dude, that she's never met, on the phone today that he has to find her at Starbucks tomorrow.  She gave her description as a hot thin tall extra busty blonde with perfect teeth that will be waving around her hot pink iphone in stiletto heels.

*not to be construed as Gossip