09/05/2013

The Daily Chatter*

09/05/2013

"You know you can probably help me since your just wandering around here." Tim to Bill     Point of the story, don't wander around the office or you'll be doing all of Tim's work.

I felt like a trouble maker today, I stepped into Roger's portion of the warehouse.

Toni thinks that Riley's back legs are too long. I told Riley to stay away from Toni tonight especially if he brings out scissors.

"If that hotel job was mine and I was out of town, Roger would have said F*ck You." Bill to Tim

Jessica wanted to know what three men were doing at lunch with a tape measure and who won....

Jessica says that her husband wants to cheat on their brand new diet tonight and he gave Football as an excuse. Whereas today was their first real day on the diet.

"Trading fur and bumping fur is two totally different things Toni." Steve teaching Toni sex ed

Bill told Roger that he's bringing his whole family and some neighbors to his birthday party. He lived a long time in Enuscratch what more do you expect. I just hope that Dot was smart enough to order two suites.

We are freaking not going to see Roger for the rest of the month after tomorrow. It's going to be like a reunion at his birthday party and all of his real friends will want to know why we're hugging him and telling him BS like we missed him... I'll buy a cake for those of you who will want to celebrate his absence.

 Roger told Jessica that Rick likes cute foo-fooey girly and cat posters. That explains why he likes The Biebs and glitter so much.

Albertson's sure categorizes propane under a weird category on their receipts "Home Health Beauty" or is that maybe the category for all of the generic stuff in their store besides food.

*not to be construed as Gossip