02/02/2015

The Daily Chatter*

02/02/2015

Happy Groundhog Day!

Roger texted Mary this morning to see if she wanted to make a quick $100 and he was astonished that she didn't return his text but then we decided that she was probably scared and misunderstood what she had to do. Roger was then insulted and said "it's not like I'm Jason."

Poor Typhinee was sick today and missed out on our visit from Crystal.

My husband is in so much trouble right now. He left the car door unlocked on Saturday night and it was the same night somebody decided to clean everything out for us. Luckily for me he's willing to bend over backwards to try and make me feel better.

Bill has already insensitively made a horrible Seahawk's joke way too soon to one of his customers.

Ryan has me scared into thinking that there won't be a Season 6 of "Downton Abbey" because of how season five ended but he has to be wrong. Rumor has it that the show is ending after season six though.

Roger claims that he was beach ball #2 at the half time show and that he got to sleep with Katy Perry as payment. Roger, I got to sleep with her for free so you really got screwed.

*not to be construed as Gossip