02/23/2015

The Daily Chatter*

02/23/2015

Bill says that Roxanne is more of a vampire girl (referring to movies hopefully).

Tim, I know how much you love onsies and Roger I know you want a cape so you both need to go to Target tonight and pick up your Batman PJ's. (Ryan's not mad he just won't smile in pictures).

Just another day in the neighborhood for Toni, he called this morning and mentioned that there was a half naked person (bottom half) running around the streets of Seattle.

I saw a picture of Nicky Hilton at the Oscar's and it looked just like Nikki Grab. Toni, tell Nikki she needs to cash in on that otherwise her big break will probably come from hand modeling.

Roger said that Mary's lemon bars had cocaine sprinkled on top of them. I told him that the lemon bars were for an Oscar Party last night so that totally fit.

"We used to call this the East Wing but now it's just Iraq." Roger about the war in the back room

"Bill, you're a dog." Mary

Poor Tim all he wants to do is get his one job scheduled for the week. 

*not to be construed as Gossip