11/26/2014

The Daily Chatter*

11/26/2014

Leave it to Michael to start work on a week where he only has to work one day.

There's absolutely no pleasing Tim. I don't know how his wife can stand to be married to that man. I gave him his commissions today and he complained that there was only one thing on the sheet.

I don't think Steve is getting enough attention at home. He has already offered to keep Toni company (among other things) on Friday at work.

Mary went home early for a cup or gallon of Holiday Cheer. She blames it on getting old and opening the door while on her cell phone and tweaking her back.

I'm so proud of Cody, he instructed the guys in the back which way the wall flower in the bathroom should face while it's plugged in. Now if he could just teach all of the guys around here not to pee on the floor, we'll be set.

"Sometimes we're intentionally retarded (referring to guys in general)." Tim

I hope that everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving and a spectacular Black Friday (because that's what matter most of course). 

*not to be construed as Gossip