11/13/2014

The Daily Chatter*

11/13/2014

Tim, you really need to take it easy on our young guys around here, they just can't handle what you can do.

I think I freaked Bill out today and told him he was talking to himself just like I do to myself.

"Is it gay to say fellows in a text message to a bunch of guys?" Toni

I was reminded today that Ross from "Friends" was the boyfriend turned husband of Karen Arnold on "The Wonder Years."

Roger, I know I'm already freaking you out by mentioning Ross but look at these adorable baboons playing on this horse. 

Roger has issues with our Peach Bellini soap in the bathroom, he doesn't think it's manly enough. I told him that Cody and Toni like it.

Roger mentioned that Dot is sick today but it's a good thing for him because at least somebody was home to sign for his new iphone and that's all he cares about.

Steve apparently told everyone that the door to Bill's office was closed because Bill, Mary and Tim were shooting a porno. Steve obviously doesn't want to face the truth of the matter as to why they were talking. 

*not to be construed as Gossip