06/19/2014

The Daily Chatter*

06/19/2014

The good news is Roger says he hasn't joined a gang yet in Chicago, I think it's only because it poured down rain last night.

I figured out a way for Toni to meet Russell Wilson since he wanted to see if he had a romantic chance with the guy.

Toni was apparently involved in spreading bad rumors about being out of folders yesterday too.

Cody now knows what it feels like to be Steve with  multiple girls around.

Roger's pretty sure that his supervisor is Damon. Roger claims it was printed on his orientation packet but Damon must be perplexed as to why Roger keeps calling him about serious matters.

Tim is ready for his wife to come home and take care of him, poor pathetic baby. According to Toni, Tim thinks he's still in college and can have Pizza and beer every night.

"I don't think I understand how old you are." Toni to me  (I'm just perplexed because it's not a secret).

Toni started calling out some guys name when Bill and I were in the back room yesterday. Bill told Toni to put his headphones back on but Toni kept calling out this guys name. It was like a weird sex tape.

I told Tim that he needed to go and cuddle on the couch with Bill since he's sick too.

I think Roxanne caught Bill's pregnancy bug, she was throwing up today and there's only one thing that causes that....men.

Typhinee thinks that Toni and his friends are pretty gross.

Riley doesn't like the ram in our back room. She was probably afraid that Tim was going to stuff her and sell her on craigslist.

Steve's new thing is to tell customer's "Absolutely Not".

Tim is in excrutiating pain and won't go to the doctor because he doesn't want to be raped again. So this is what Tim looked like today while talking to all of us.

 

*not to be construed as Gossip