Friday, June 6, 2014

06/06/2014

The Daily Chatter*
06/06/2014

Happy Birthday Tim!

Roxanne, if I were you I would be questioning my fiance as to why he thought he only gets horrid birthday decorations. Especially when his last birthday decorations were of hearts, you and him.

This ad will definitely get Jessica to buy a Frappuccino, since she's the only crazy cat lady around here:)
I'm mad at Toni, he forgot to wear his waiters today in honor of Tim's "Duck Dynasty" birthday.

Ryan came up with a new TV Series last night and Roger you need to write it. It could be the same type of show as "Doc Martin" but instead of treating people it would be about a Vet and the crazy people they have to deal with over their animals. Ryan and I were in the lobby of the veterinarians office last night and a couple walked in with their large dog. The wife was a hypochondriac about her dog and the husband was a little more laid back and pointed out that the dog no longer had these issues. It was very interesting and entertaining and Ryan and I had a good laugh after we got in our car.

Roger and Tim are both wifeless this weekend and Roger thinks their going to hit an opium den in Chinatown.

Toni was telling the guys and Typhinee this morning that he has lady parts and a pink shaft.

Jessica found another guy with a man bun at Fred Meyer's today so Matt isn't original anymore. 

"A $180.00 purse should have a $175.00 cash inside of it." Roger

"Jimmy Choo... isn't that where you get a sandwich in under 5 seconds." Roger

"It's almost like he doesn't like you." Bil to Toni about Tim

"I know my Vera Wang." Roger
 
"You're such an a$$" Mary to Bill

Speaking of a$$, Jessica just showed her a$$ off to most of Bellevue. She's probably all over Youtube.






*not to be construed as Gossip




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