The Daily Chatter*
06/05/2014
I had a dream about Roger last night and he was super excited because he just bought a brand new purse. I'm assuming it was a monkey purse since he's wild about Monkey's.
Bill refuses to say stuff to Toni's face.
Tim and Mary were gone for quite awhile today.....if you know what I mean.
"It took three people (Priests) to get you married." Bill to Mary
"If I came in and there was 100 clowns in here, I would quit." Toni
Mary was telling us that her son Ryan discovered a bat in his bedroom in the middle of the night. This is of course after he told his dad that he would the fix the hole in the screen, this is when they visited him in Tennessee. The story ended up being almost as entertaining as when they had a bat issue on "The Office."
Mary mentioned that she's been sleeping a lot better at night because she has a ton of sex during the day.
The Strippers will be in at 9am tomorrow morning for Tim's birthday. Hopefully Mary wont' have sex with them because that costs extra.
*not to be construed as Gossip
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