03/24/2014

The Daily Chatter*

03/24/2014

Somebody put a note on Henry's office wall this morning and thought that he was dead. He may be crippled but he's not dead.

Mr. U'nnells is a jerk, I had a dream about him on Saturday night and he was dating three women. That's one way to run out of money quicker than Jason.

I don't think Minneapolis is ready for Steve and Matt nor is Delta ready for a drunk Steve who hates to fly and who will be freaking out all of the other passengers and telling them that he's not going over the Indian Ocean. 

Steve has a little surprise in his bag. Toni wanted to make sure that his shorty shorts went to good use in Minnesota and he also gave Steve some custom balloons that he can use as condoms and they have awesome quotes. Bill was disappointed that Toni didn't put a metal shaped gun object in with the shorty shorts for security to check his bag.

Jessica's soon to be sister in law is being a b*tch again. She invited Jessica's mother to come with her and her mother on Saturday to help pick out the flowers for the wedding so that she could basically pay for everything.

I was listening to a voicemail for Gene Juarez today and it was an Indian person speaking and it sounded like the company name was Gene Whorez.

I think Toni was thinking about Steve in his shorty shorts today because he started singing "I swear" by Boyz II Men.

"I locked us out of our apartment and she was pissed." Toni about Nikki

"He'll act like he's saving the world." Roger about one of our reps

Mary asked some dude to be her knight in shining armor today. 

"You don't want to know what I think." Bill

We're pretty sure that Jeff's quitting the hardwood industry because of Roger.

Typhinee thinks she knows too much about Crystal's life already. 

"I'm going to go and Google that sh*t right now." Jessica

This may look like a blurred picture but this is Mary coming out of the back of some guy's truck. Some guy that she just met too. She said they were so into each other that they didn't even have time to close the back door. 

*not to be construed as Gossip