03/13/2014

The Daily Chatter*

03/13/2014

"I'm going to have advanced arthritis because of him" Bill referring to Jason

Dang Jessica and her sugar cookies....

Some homeless woman touched Toni's hand today. Maybe she thought he was Jesus but she probably figured that out afterwards when her moonboots wouldn't go away.

"Nothing good can come out of it for me." Tim

This guy showed up to watch spring training....

Mary got yelled at by some Asian woman today. I think she was trying to steal the woman's husband.

Poor Steve, he's never going to live this one down and he's never going to be allowed to put license plates on the van again. The van got a ticket today because there were two different plates on the van which was his fault. I had Cody go to the DOL today to get new plates. Cody took the plates off only to discover that both plates were there.

According to Roger, Marty has an amateur pornstache. Matt's going to be jealous.

Bill thinks he has skin cancer because he has dirt on his hand. If he wants I can remove it for him or Roxanne can just lick it off.

*not to be construed as Gossip