Friday, November 22, 2013

11/22/2013

 The Daily Chatter*
11/22/2013

We must have a phone number close to a taxi's number because people keep calling us for a cab and the guy this morning was drunk so I couldn't understand what he wanted. 

Rick says he only wants to be raped by women and not Toni, poor Toni.

Typhinee wanted to take her lunch before she commited suicide today. That's what RFMS does, I wonder if they've done a study on how many people commit suicide after using their product?

Jessica if you want a real entertaining Ugly Sweater Party you have to invite Crystal.

Mary told Toni that he's not man enough for Crystal.

Jessica's mad at me again just because I'm leaving for vacation next week. She's so petty.

Mary's upset because I'm stealing her dog for the weekend and she thinks that Randy will follow her around this weekend just to accommodate her.

Tim wants Reno to burn, that's how much he loved his trip. 


*not to be construed as Gossip

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