The Daily Chatter*
11/05/2013
Jessica's useless fact of the day, a baby rabbit is called a kitten. I told Jessica she needs to come up with a chart for all the baby animals.
Bill sexted Mary last night but then told her it was a mistake this morning.
Roxanne didn't believe Bill as to what sticky keys were. I'm sure she only knew Urban Dictionary's definition: When a person is watching porno on their computer.........
Jessica thinks someone is flying in from New York tomorrow to kick her a$$.
It sounds like Matt had a fun birthday weekend being an unofficial PBR Man at Century Link Field.
Ryan told me this morning that Top Foods in Auburn is closing.
Mary has a new BFF, this should be interesting.
Bill claims he "bumped" into Matt's kid and Jen. It sounds like he had a lunch rendezvous with her.
I haven't heard from Roger...What's going on? Does he still think he's sick?
"I don't like that... even when Roxanne does that to me." Bill as he's telling me not to write that in the Chatter
Cody got an iphone and Toni is very hurt.
*not to be construed as Gossip
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