08/28/2014

The Daily Chatter*

08/28/2014

Toni's nickname for Teri is peach even though it is her last name. It's better than Cody's nickname "Babe".

Mary got a Christmas card today. She's going to send the guy back a Valentine's card.

Apparently there is something very wrong with Cody today and it might have to do with him being pregnant with an alien. That's pretty much how Toni explained it to me.

I need to start another Chatter for the really good gossip that I can't divulge that happens around the office.

It's almost a "Friends" reunion.
http://variety.com/2014/tv/news/friends-reunion-on-jimmy-kimmel-video-1201292646/
 
I found a very inappropriate but hysterical video all about boobs. That word alone should get any guy who isn't giddy about rainbows to watch it.
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=667889503267132

Toni asked Mary if she went to a bar for lunch. I on the other hand wanted to know where Steve the parking police was during this crucial situation? This is what happens when Mary tells people that she would like to be paid in Crown Royal (like she did yesterday).

My stupid phone finally bit the dust today. Now where is my new one?

"You're the nicest a$$hole I've met." Mary to Tim

If Toni is ever going to get married he better propose now because Ryan (Mary's youngest) just met a beautiful girl a few nights ago and it would be Toni's luck that Ryan would propose to this girl at Stephanie's wedding and then Toni would miss his chance to be next. 

"Your good at making crap up." Mary to Roger

*not to be construed as Gossip